Dearest Izzy,
Yes, your world seems strange now, but being a blogger dog, you know that the world is actually bigger than the prison in which you currently find yourself. And, knowing your new mommies have post-modern sensibilities, their perspective (once you allow yourself to shift toward it) will reveal itself to be much different than your initial one. Go with it, girl! If need be, keep repeating the mantra, “walks are good.” You’ll get plenty of them, and there will be daily meat too. You might not want to hear this right now, but you have landed in doggy heaven!
Izzy's Notes from Alcatraz 
Dearest Izzy,
Yes, your world seems strange now, but being a blogger dog, you know that the world is actually bigger than the prison in which you currently find yourself. And, knowing your new mommies have post-modern sensibilities, their perspective (once you allow yourself to shift toward it) will reveal itself to be much different than your initial one. Go with it, girl! If need be, keep repeating the mantra, “walks are good.” You’ll get plenty of them, and there will be daily meat too. You might not want to hear this right now, but you have landed in doggy heaven!